Clare Irwin lives in the continental United States. She will demur to the usual “about me” this and that.

She is reminded of the lines in the play, and movie, Born Yesterday,

Judy Holliday, Broderick Crawford, and William Holden 1950

when Judy Holliday asks William Holden,  “How about the story of your life?” He replies, “Oh no. Much too long… and mostly untrue.”